Monday, September 22, 2008

Quickie


Quick, a post before my Internet connection goes to bed! I am getting clearer, stronger, more centered. except of course when I'm not.

And now for something completely different . . . . .

My PA has healed and doing quite well. I've managed peeing with little or no problem at all. (With a PA, peeing can be a bit of a challenge only in that the stream may splatter all over the place).

Well, today, at work, I went to the urinal, leaned way over, as usual. Did fine. Or so I thought. Then I realized, the circular barbell had channeled a stream of pee all over the leg of my britches. HA!

Being one who takes things in stride (hmmm. . . . . there's a pun there somewhere), and with nothing much I could do about it, I just had to put up with it. I'm sure glad it was about time to go home!

Well, as Monty Python would say, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

And . . . . . . Just a random photograph of local mountains.

15 comments:

Topper said...

TMI!!! LOL At least it was almost time to go home. always good reading your blog.

pip58 said...

It took me a second read-through to realize what you meant by "PA." My first thought was that the "P" of "PA" was for "prostate" and that your urine stream malfunction had something to do with prostate problems!

Ur-spo said...

I recall my 'big brother' telling me he had to adjust it for urinating to avoid just this.

bear said...

lol. would a funnel help?

Lemuel said...

I've often wondered about such things. I figured that "flow control" issues might accompany such a "device".

Of course, some of us have the ability to dribble from time to time without a PA.

Raven~ said...

channeling, huh? ...
what next? OBE?

afod said...

There's always the option of sitting down on a toilet. Even without a PA, "dermal adhesions" can cause disasters, particularly in the morning. ;-)

BentonQuest said...

This kind of makes the post-pee "wet spot" look like nothing! How did you explain what happened?

BadgerBear said...

*sigh*

Been there and done that, too. Got the pee stains to show it. :-)

:-*

Jeremiah Andrews said...

That's why I never use the urinal any more because more than once I have soaked my pants in public places.

Thank God for toilets.

tee hee

Jeremy

Bear Me Out said...

bear: a funnel might help, but where would I carry it?

BentonQuest: I never explain.

Sooo-this-is-me said...

There is no way and I mean NOOO way anyone is going to stick a pin through me down there! I never understand why people do that but to each his own.

Topper said...

The whole thing sounds painful to me.

Paul said...

I remember when I was 20, I would laugh at guys that would dribble the last drop all over their pants.

No more.

And I don't even have as good of an excuse as you do (yet).

larry said...

i agree! it sounds painful!!! would never have a pa. or nipple piercing! might lose sensitivity...